Vacation To Jeruselam (joke)

A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem. While they were there the wife passed away. The undertaker told the husband “ You can have your wife shipped home for $5000 or you can bury her here, in the Holy Land, for $150”. The man thought about it and told the undertaker that he would just have his wife shipped home. The undertaker asked “ Why would you spend $5000 to ship your wife home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only $150?”
The man replied “ Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can’t take that chance….

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