A man meets a friend and sees that his friend’s car is a total write-off and covered with leaves, grass, branches, dirt and blood.
He asks his friend “What’s happened to your car?”
“Well,” the friend responds, “I ran over Quade Cooper”.
“OK,” says the man, “that explains the blood… But what about the leaves, the grass, the branches and the dirt ?”
“Well, he tried to escape through the park.”